( the Refined Ghost )

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1-
it was fucken cold and i couldn, t feel my fingers anymore .

2-

the umbrella was broken , the bracket as well . . .

so i had to attach the flash with my (hair) elastic .

3-

it was fucken dark and i couldn, t see anything .

4-

after 30 minutes , the fucken flash, s batteries died .

5-

mon modèle portait une longue robe de mariée

qu, elle devait tenir dans ses mains pour ne pas la salir .

6-

j, ai commencé à pogner les nerfs .

7-

2 de mes amis n, arrêtaient pas de parler à côté de moi ,

m, empêchant de me concentrer .

8-

j, ai commencé à sérieusement pêter les plombs .

9-

my model was wearing fancy shoes , no boots ,

so she started complaining that she couldn, t feel her feet anymore . . .

( and i really don, t blame her cuz i couldn, t feel mine anymore )

10-

en tabarnak , j, ai donné un coup de trigger sur le flash

qui m, est parti dans les yeux . . .

11-

we found out that if we would hit the fucken flash

with the fucken trigger , the flash would go on . . .

12-

we had the brilliant idea to hit the flash

everytime i would take a fucken picture , which worked every . . .

1/8 times .

13-

a fucken train arrived , which usually never arrives during the night .

14-

my model jumped as fast as she could and broke my favorite heels .

15-

but at least , nobody died . . .

and i don, t give a shit about my heels ,

but they were still my favorites . . .

16-

the «cops» arrived and told us to get the fuck out .

17-

i got the worst picture ever on the nicest spot ever .

18-

i got kind of drunk with spb and played at Mortal Kombat .

19-

thanks to felix, s mom who drove us there ,

to spb

(my new favorite assistant for pictures on location)

who hit the fucken flash with the trigger ,

to ashley who almost lost her feet and endured me during that shoot

AND

to the cheap wine i drank after . . .

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p.s. man , i, ll fail the assignment for sure .

fuck .